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Name: Moll

Years old: 37

Ethnic: Indonesian

My sexual identity: Man

Eyes colour: Huge gray-green eyes

My sex: I am female

What is my figure features: My body type is quite skinny

What I prefer to drink: Beer

My favourite music: I like rap

My piercing: I don't have piercings

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Thankfully, with the angle I was standing and my tux, it was mostly hidden. I got a boner during my wedding ceremony. See you Friday. Fuck me, why the fuck is this happening now!?!?

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My wife was showing some serious cleavage, as were the bridesmaids. This is a sad day.

You cross your arms, hoping to shield the fact that your boobs are steadily increasing, getting too big for your bra and dress, except you just know that people can notice it. Get our newsletter every Friday!

When i woke up it was about 7 am, and as any other male, I had morning wood, which my mom happened to glance at. Follow Thought Catalog.

Oh boy. I was on a trip one time which made me be in a car for 30 hours straight. You may unsubscribe at any time.

I covered it with a pillow, but it was rather awkward for a while. Imagine, if you will, that when an attractive guy talked to you, your boobs doubled in size.

I mean, you are doing the most obvious movements possible that every girl does when her boobs double in size, the arms crossed, the leaning forward in your chair, the narrowing of the shoulders. I fell asleep, with my mom driving I was in the passenger seat.

Oh fuck, not now! Took almost the entire ceremony to go down.