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Who is the most phallic superhero of all time? Stay with me here. It just happens when he gets angry. Herein lies the constant struggle for men across the planet. A sock that fills up with blood at the slightest dirty thought.

Name: Moll

Years old: 37
Ethnic: Indonesian
My sexual identity: Man
Eyes colour: Huge gray-green eyes
My sex: I am female
What is my figure features: My body type is quite skinny
What I prefer to drink: Beer
My favourite music: I like rap
My piercing: I don't have piercings

Thankfully, with the angle I was standing and my tux, it was mostly hidden. I got a boner during my wedding ceremony. See you Friday. Fuck me, why the fuck is this happening now!?!?

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My wife was showing some serious cleavage, as were the bridesmaids. This is a sad day.

You cross your arms, hoping to shield the fact that your boobs are steadily increasing, getting too big for your bra and dress, except you just know that people can notice it. Get our newsletter every Friday!

When i woke up it was about 7 am, and as any other male, I had morning wood, which my mom happened to glance at. Follow Thought Catalog.

Oh boy. I was on a trip one time which made me be in a car for 30 hours straight. You may unsubscribe at any time.

I covered it with a pillow, but it was rather awkward for a while. Imagine, if you will, that when an attractive guy talked to you, your boobs doubled in size.

I mean, you are doing the most obvious movements possible that every girl does when her boobs double in size, the arms crossed, the leaning forward in your chair, the narrowing of the shoulders. I fell asleep, with my mom driving I was in the passenger seat.

Oh fuck, not now! Took almost the entire ceremony to go down.

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